The TOuk Songbook

August 27, 2026 10:48 pm

Putting out the bins (TOuk Nov 19 2025) AKA The Bin Hymn Putting out the bins! Putting out the bins! We will be rejoicing, Putting out the bins! :D Verse 2 (Aug 28 2026) Bringing in the bins! Bri...View More

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FoxyHands

I’ll be singing that next Monday evening because Tuesday is definitely 100% officials Touk Bin Day.

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August 28, 2026

Nelly

^^ truth! :0)

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August 28, 2026

BunnyMeows

I have update the hymn with a 2nd verse - for after bin pick up when we put the bins away! :D

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August 28, 2026

BunnyMeows

Oops! Updated! *face paw*

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August 28, 2026

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March 7, 2026 2:55 am

Puff! The Magic Dragon :) (TOuk Version) (March 6, 2026 by BunnyMeows) Puff the magic dragon Lives with Bunny! They frolic in the shoutbox mist In a land called TOuk-a-Lee! All the TOuks of TOukville...View More

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Katbird

Yay! Great job, BunnyMeows. :D

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March 7, 2026

BunnyMeows

Thanks, Katbird :) I have been singing the first verse in my head for weeks, so I thought I’d write down the rest of the songs for all you TOuks :)

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March 8, 2026

BunnyMeows

*song, not songs *face paw*

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March 8, 2026

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December 1, 2024 7:37 pm

Silent TOuk (December 2024) Silent TOuk Quiet TOuk All is calm That is weird! Turns out we are all asleep Not a sound or a tiny peep TOukmas naps all around! Not a shenanigan sound! Silent TOuk S...View More

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BunnyMeows

A new TOukmas Carol for all of you! :D

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December 1, 2024

Katbird

❤️

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December 1, 2024

BunnyMeows

Bumping to make sure everyone gets a chance to see this :) ♥️

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December 2, 2024

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December 1, 2023 2:57 pm

I saw Nelly Bribing Broodyclaws (Dec 1, 2023) Wow! Nelly’s bribing Broodyclaws! :open_mouth: I saw Nelly bribing Broodyclaws (bribing, bribing Broodyclaws) In the shoutbox living room last night He ...View More

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BunnyMeows

I thought we could use a new TOukmas Carol! :grinning:

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December 1, 2023

Nelly

Denies all allegations *points at halo and innocent face*

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December 1, 2023

BigPhil

Awesome, well done Sue..*cookies* *high hooves* :smile:

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December 1, 2023

BunnyMeows

:grinning: *shares*

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December 1, 2023

Reddy_Rachael

Bribery? That's a whipping.

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December 1, 2023

Katbird

That's awesome, Sue. Great job! :smiley:

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December 1, 2023

FeliciaFirestarterFancy

April 22, 2022 9:41 pm

Wow! That is an amazing lot of songs BunnyMeows :smile: Nice job :heart:

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BunnyMeows

Thanks! I had them all saved on my phone, and I thought it would be nice to put them on a page so we could all look back and laugh at them :grinning: :heart:

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April 22, 2022

BunnyMeows

I’m hoping anyone else with TOuk songs will post them there so we have a place to look back and giggle when we want to :grinning:

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April 22, 2022

Katbird

I didn't know you had so many, BunnyMeows. Some of them I don't think I had seen before.

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April 22, 2022

Brooders

WOW!!! ☆☆☆☆☆

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April 23, 2022

BigPhil

Awesome!

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April 23, 2022

BunnyMeows

April 22, 2022 5:09 pm

Broo-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral (April 1, 2020) Over in the shoutbox  Many years ago,   Nelly sang a song to me   While Broody held me so  Just a simple little ditty,   In his good ould TOukish way,   And l'd...View More

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BunnyMeows

Stuck in my head today! :joy:

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April 22, 2022

BunnyMeows

I have written more TOuk music than I thought :joy:

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April 22, 2022

The TOuk Songbook updated their cover photo.

April 22, 2022 5:49 pm

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BunnyMeows

April 22, 2022 5:45 pm

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN December 2017/second verse 2018/third verse 2019/fourth verse 2020/fifth and sixth verse 2021/seventh verse 2022/eighth verse 2023/ninth verse 2024/tenth and eleventh ver...View MoreBROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN December 2017/second verse 2018/third verse 2019/fourth verse 2020/fifth and sixth verse 2021/seventh verse 2022/eighth verse 2023/ninth verse 2024/tenth and eleventh verse 2025 ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know 74 Is naughty not nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees me when I’m sleeping... in the shoutbox... She knows when Pimpy’s awake! She knows if Phil’s been bad or good! And if Boss is eating steak! Soooo you better have bacon! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2018 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know Justin’s horn Is sparkly and nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees Nellypuk sweeping... in the basement... She knows when Phil goes moo! She knows when Snowball purrs innocently! And when Rachael’s slapping you! Soooo you better have pancakes! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2019 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know Al’s bird pics Are splendid and nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees Felicia Fancy... setting things on fire... She knows when Spyder’s naughty! She knows when the Grahamslater’s broken! And when Kathy posts collage-ies! Sooooo you better have marmite You better have beer You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2020 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know Spyder’s webs Are sticky and nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees when Castiel’s gaming... for hours and hours... She knows when Sue boops noses! She knows when Nelly posts cat pics! And when Phil’s grossed out by toes-es! Sooooo you better have cookies! You better have beer You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2021 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know Foxy Writes hashtags so nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees when Rachael’s whipping… basement dwellers… She knows when cube3dex flies! She knows when Kathy drinks some wine! And when we’ve been telling lies! #blamebigphil Bonus verse for 2021 She sees Felicia dancing ... The Fancy!... And Toasty plotting crimes! She hears Graham’s noisy tapbot tap! And knows all TOuk’s are sublime! Soooo you better have pizza! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2022 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know Graham’s Sweepstakes Calculator Is spiffy and nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She knows when Nelly’s plotting… World domination … She sees when Debbie looks! She knows when Castiel steals pancakes! And she loves the peeps of TOuk! Soooo you better have socks! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2023 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! We all know that TOuks Are naughty but nice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She knows when we post nonsense! (which never ever happens! *hands out halos*) She sees all our hard work! When “Phil’s” shenanimoos occur! It gives her a secret smirk! Soooo you better have coffee! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D 2024 Verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! She knows that TOuk is a sweet paradise! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees us flooding Phil’s yard… with lots of water And planting cranberries! She sees us building water slides And knows we released spidees! Soooooo you better buy merch! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN :D 2025 verse ♫ Oooo you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout... I’m telling you why! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She’s making a list - She’s checking it twice! She knows that TOuk is Our favourite vice! BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D She sees Kathy-Bunn Shrimping… on The Nelly… And Rachael with her ring! She knows that Steve will try his best, And when Castiel pancake-flings! Serious verse 2025 It’s been a really hard year I know you all agree But we all have each other And that’s really comforting! Soooo you better have treats! You better have beer! You better be good Or else you should fear... BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! :D

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BunnyMeows

April 22, 2022 5:40 pm

Jingle Bun (Dec 2020) :grinning: Dashing through the snow In a one-cow open sleigh O’er the hills I goooooo Booping all the way! Bells on Phil’s tail ring Making him feel bright What fun it is to r...View More

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BunnyMeows

April 22, 2022 5:39 pm

Philly the Red Nosed Moo Cow (Dec 2020) Philly the red nosed moo cow Had a very crimson nose And if you ever saw it You could even say it glowed All of the other TOukers Used to laugh and give him ...View More

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